Let’s be honest: some mornings, the only thing standing between you and a complete structural collapse is 11 ounces of liquid caffeine. This isn't just a mug; it’s a high-functioning ceramic companion designed to hold your beverage (and your life) together.

Whether it’s filled with "productivity juice" (coffee), "calm down petals" (tea), or "it’s 5 PM somewhere" (we don't judge), this mug officially marks its territory with your name.

Also has The Comeback with Brenda on the back

Why you need this in your cupboard:

Legally Binding Ownership: Featuring the high-stakes warning: "This is [YOUR NAME HERE] Emotional Support Vessel," it’s the perfect deterrent for office mug-thieves and "borrowing" roommates.
Personalized Just for You: Add your name (or your cat's name, or your alter ego's name) to make it official.
Ergonomic Coping Mechanism: The handle is specifically engineered for white-knuckle gripping during Monday morning Zoom calls.
Built to Last: Microwave and dishwasher safe, because who has the emotional capacity for hand-washing?

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